The Man Rules

Women think men are so hard to understand. But really they are simple. And to prove that, someone wrote these man rules. I got them from Mrs Cook from WMAAA. And they were so funny I shared them with the Britches. Then I thought...well doy...I can post them.

Now I haven't run them by any men...Sebastian doesn't talk and no one else qualifies around here (unless you count Brian HA HA)....but I'd be willing to bet that most men would agree. So here they are. Ladies...men are SIMPLE. Once you realize that, you will be MUCH happier!

"The Man Rules"
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!


1.Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one



1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's
wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as football or cheryl cole



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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